And kids, this is how I met your mother
So, apparently, during rehearsal for AVPSY, Matt Lang and Darren Criss, who have barely spoken in years, had a 40 minute long conversation about how Jafar is the more sympathetic character because Aladdin is clearly able-bodied, but he just steals everything he needs and refuses to get a job, but maybe the job market is down in Agrabah….
I pictured this dog flying through a man’s chest, with a massive trail of blood behind it.
Summary: Blaine gets drunk and handsy at the last big house party of the summer.
“Kiss me! Kiss me!”
Blaine has got Kurt pinned up against a wall, their hips fitted perfectly together and his mouth running hot up and down Kurt’s neck. “Kiss me,” he whines again as he sucks at Kurt’s jaw. One of Blaine’s knees knocks between Kurt’s, spreading his legs open far enough to rub his thigh up roughly against Kurt’s cock.
“I want you so bad.”
Kurt giggles, muffling the sound in Blaine’s hair and trying to push him back at the shoulders once more.
But Blaine is relentless, whining too-loudly and rubbing his blatantly hard cock into Kurt’s hip, rutting hopelessly as his tongue works haphazardly to find the pulse in Kurt’s neck.
“Want you so fucking bad. Kiss me.”
Then Blaine hiccups and Kurt completely cracks up, his head falling forward into the crook of Blaine’s shoulder as he laughs and laughs and Blaine just keeps ridding against his hip. “Kurt….” he whines.
“You have to stop, baby,” Kurt finally says, his hands finding Blaine’s hips and pushing a little more firmly.
Blaine’s mouth closes on Kurt’s chin and he kisses there sloppily. “Why?”
Laughter bubbles up again and out of the corner of his eye Kurt sees Finn do a double take as he walks past the open doorway. Kurt manages to control his grin, roll his eyes and then ignore Finn who quickly disappears.
“Maybe because we’re in Rachel’s entrance hall and you seem to be trying pretty hard to come in your pants?”
Blee bonus scene for Episode One: Blaibepunzel. Don’t watch this unless you see the episode first or it won’t make sense. ;)
God Bless America
Happy 4th of July everyone! Here, have American Darren…
i was watching the talk today and they brought up 50 shades of grey AND ALL THE MIDDLE AGED WOMEN IN THE AUDIENCE STARTED SCREAMING AND CHEERING AND I WAS SO FUCKING EMBARRASSED FOR THEM YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW HORRIBLE THIS BOOK IS
We don’t have to say good-bye.